Monday, December 27, 2010

Naughty Girl for A Day - Shirley007

Today we have Shirley007 joining us as a guest Naughty Girl. She's the talented author that has brought the Fandom such amazing fics!  She has got to be the busiest woman in FF. She has 41 fics listed on her profile page! 41!!!  She's been extremely successful with her contest entries, winning at least nine (I could've lost count). Go check out her work You won't be sorry!

We actually blushed today when she submitted her post. I just wanted to say that we did not pay her to write this stuff, but we're flattered!

Hi guys, I'm Shirley007 and I'll be your 'Naughty Girl for a Day'. When Cullen818 asked me, I squealed, bounced, danced and literally fell off the couch in all my excitement. I think all the Naughty girls are amazing, and I have read something from all of them.

So I want to take this opportunity to show them some love. Today will be all about the real 'Jasper's Naughty Girls' and their kick-ass, drool worthy and absolutely wonderful stories.
Cullen818 writes some amazing stories, but there's one that will stay with me forever. Her Fate/Love/Hope Trilogy completely won me over from the very first chapter. I was already enamored with Jasper and Peter, but it was Cullen818's story that turned my character crush for the J-man into a full-blown obsession.

In 'Fate Brought Us Here', Bella has moved to Alaska and is now attending the University of Alaska. It's there that she bumps into Jasper after her History class, and agrees to join him for coffee. Their reunion goes surprisingly smoothly, and a beautiful friendship is almost instantly formed.

And what comes after that? That's right; LOVE! Can you hear the church bells ringing and the choir singing? Yeah, me neither. Love isn't any of those things; love is so much more. And Cullen818 knows exactly what it is.

She wrote their romance so beautifully, it still makes me swoon. They really fit together, and have finally found their happiness. But will it stay that way?

This always makes me swoon;

I began placing soft kisses along her jaw line, as I turned her around in front of me to face the mirror. I wrapped my arms around her waist, and began placing open mouth kisses on the back of her neck. I watched her reflection in the mirror, as she closed her eyes and sank deeper into my touch. Even though she had been in bed for days with a horrible cold, she was still the most exquisite looking creature. She just had this natural, pure beauty about her that made her so appealing to me.

I slowly snaked my hands under her tank top and began rubbing her ribcage, while I continued to kiss her neck just below her ear. I removed my hands, and gently pulled the tank over her head, tossing it aside. I placed my hands over those perfect, firm breasts and began rubbing my palms over her hardened nipples, teasing them with my fingertips. She let out a small sigh and that stirred me, but I had to focus, or else I would never get her into that tub.

I skimmed my hand down along her sides, grabbed the top of her waist band and slowly slid her pajama bottoms down her legs, rubbing my hands against her inner thighs. I turned her to face me and softly kissed her lips, as I pushed her body as close to mine as it could possibly get. I wanted to feel her soft skin against my body. I traced her spine with my fingers, stopping just before the band of her panties. I rubbed little circles at the tiny indentation there. She was so small and fragile compared to me. I placed my hands on either side of her hips, and slowly slipped her panties down around her ankles as she stepped out of them. I took a slight step back, so that I could take in the glory that was Bella. She blushed, but I couldn't look away. I smoothly lifted her into the bath and turned off the faucet.

"Is the water okay, sweetheart?" I got down on my knees by her head, and began massaging her scalp.

"Mmm … it's perfect. My body has been so achy, but now I feel so relaxed."

"Good." I leaned closer and kissed her neck. "Let me wash your hair for you." I took the pitcher that was on the stand by the tub, and filled it with fresh water. "Put your head back." She did as I asked, and I gently poured the warm water over her hair. I put some of her fruity shampoo in my hand, and began working it into her scalp. It smelled just like her and it reminded me of that first night I was in her bedroom, when the room was engulfed with her scent, and it made me think of how the bedroom we now shared also smelled just like her. Delicious. I kept rubbing the shampoo into her hair and scalp, as she was melting deeper into a relaxed state. I filled the pitcher with water and carefully rinsed her hair. It was so soft and silky. "How was that?" I ran my fingers through the ends of it.

"Fantastic. I never realized how wonderful it could feel to have someone else wash my hair."

"I'm not just someone else."

"No, you're not. You are the most amazing person that I have ever met. I still don't know how I got so lucky?"

"I'm the lucky one, because God knows in my long life, I've never done anything worthy of you."

"That's not true, but I'm too relaxed to argue, so let's just call it a draw, and say we are both extremely lucky to have one another." She scooped up some bubbles and blew them into my face. She giggled.

What a lovely sound.

"Agreed. Why don't you finish up in here while I go hunt, and then I'll get your dinner?" I didn't want to leave her, but if I did it now, then we would have the rest of the evening to be together.

"Don't go far okay? I like knowing you're close."

"I'll only go to the stream, and I'll be back before you know it." I bent down and kissed her. "I love you."

"I love you, too" She put her hand on the back of my head and held me to her lips for a moment. "I'll miss you."

"Be careful getting out of the tub. I wouldn't want you to fall and get hurt, because I have other things planned for you this evening. If you're up to them, that is." I smiled. As usual, she was blushing and speechless. I quickly slipped out of the bathroom and leaped off the balcony, into the yard. I took off running, because I needed to get back to my blushing beauty as soon as possible.

In 'Love Keeps Us Here' an unexpected pregnancy complicates matters. Not only is Bella a newborn, there are also other issues adding fuel to the fire. There's a paternity issue, Jasper's required presence in Volterra and Edward's mistakes coming to light. Will all that finally lead to an explosion?

A segment of this story;

"Alice!" Bella yelled as she came out of the bathroom. "This is Jasper's baby! No one thinks otherwise and no one mentions this to him!" She looked at me. "Especially you!" She hissed. Now she looked like a vampire.

Why didn't I see you go to her room? Alice thought.

"Because I never intended to let things get that far. I acted on impulse." I walked to Bella who was hysterical again.

"Jasper." She kept saying his name over and over again. Where was he? "I want Jasper." She began to shake and then her eyes rolled in the back of her head just before she past out. I wrapped my arms around her before she could hit the floor. "No!" She tried to get out of my grasp but she was too weak. She continued to sob into my chest. I couldn't stand knowing that I was the cause of all of this pain.

"Alice, Esme, please take Bella back to her room." Carlisle said.

"I'll do it. I already have her." I started for the door.

"Give her to Alice and then sit down." He used a tone I rarely ever heard, so I did what he said to do and handed Bella to Alice.

I'm not done with you. She hissed for only me to hear. I realized then that each of my family members was going to have their say with me.

In the last part of this trilogy, 'Hope Will Bring Us Home', things escalate once more. The first chapter starts with a hot, amazing and absolutely delicious lemon. It doesn't stay that way, because the ominous last lines of the chapter could never predict the awful things that follow.

"Hello, Edward," I said.

"Jasper," before he could finish I cut him off.

"I was going to call you today. It seems as though your nephew would like piano lessons and he only wants to take them from you."

"That's great, but you have to listen to me." I felt the panic in his voice and focused on what else he was feeling. It was harder for me to use my power over the phone, but it could be done. He was throwing off some serious negative vibes. The news couldn't be good.

"Is something wrong with Alice?" I asked. "Or, has Aro denied your request to come home?"

"Alice is fine, Jasper," he took a calming breath. "But, you need to come to Italy immediately. We seem to have a situation."

And so it began…those baseless feelings I had a moment ago just became a reality.

Cullen818 is a truly amazing writer, who has always known how to captivate me with her stories. If you haven't read these yet, then there is no better time than now. Laze out during the holidays and read up on the genius of her mind.

The next Naughty Girl is Jasper's Darlin Kathy. She amazes me regularly. I have read 'A New Love', 'A Forbidden Love', 'Change Within', but the story that has me on the edge of my seat is 'The Hot Empath, Beautiful Human, The Sexy Doctor'.

It was actually the naughty side of the story that attracted me at first. I was afraid I'd lose interest after she moved onto the real drama of this story. I didn't though. The threesome is even the last thing on my mind when I think of this story. Instead, my first thought is on Darkward.

He has some screws loose, but he sure makes good for a great story. The protectiveness of not only her lovers, Jasper and Carlisle, but also Peter, Charlotte, Emmett and Rosalie is truly amazing. They all rile after their beloved (sister) and do everything in their power to keep her from harm's way. Harm's way being Edward who wants to possess her, all of her.

I could go on for hours about this story, but that would only bore you guys. All I can really say, “Whatever you're doing, drop it! Get your ass on that chair and read this epicness!”

Sorry, I also have my dominate side from time to time. shifty eyes

And now a little taste from one of those fuckhawt lemons!

I growled and Jasper chuckled, "Do you want her to suck your cock? She has quite the talented little mouth."

She pushed me onto the bed and sunk to her knees and took me into her mouth before I could answer. Oh her mouth was so warm and I was going to cum if I didn't stop her soon.

Jasper sensing my impending orgasm grabbed her by the arms and pulled her into a standing position. I reached up and massaged her breasts and watched as he let his hands trail down her sides and across her stomach.

She arched her back and I attacked her breasts at the same time that he plunged two fingers into her wet core. She moaned and Jasper said, "Do you want us to fuck you Bella?"

She whimpered and he removed his fingers. "I asked you a question and I want you to answer me."

"Yes Jasper, I want you and Carlisle to fuck me."

I scooted back in the bed and Jasper placed Bella in the middle. He climbed in behind her and said, "I want you to ride Carlisle. Can you do that for me?"

She nodded and moved to straddle me. I placed my hands on her hips and guided her down onto my cock. My eyes rolled into the back of my head, she was so wet and tight and god she was so warm.

She moaned and leaned forward to capture my lips in a heated kiss. Jasper got right behind her and I knew what he was about to do. I held her still while waiting for him to enter her.

He grunted when his length rubbed mine and was only separated by the thin barrier of skin. Once he was fully sheathed he began moving in and out slowly and I matched his rhythm.

She was moaning and whimpering, "Oh god you both feel so good. I want you both to fuck me."

Jasper placed his hands over mine and we both started fucking her. I knew I wouldn't last much longer and I could feel her walls clamping down on me.

Jasper reached around and pinched her clit and that sent her over the edge screaming both of our names. I held her down and came forcefully into her hot core moaning her name.

Jasper grunted in his release and they both collapsed onto my chest. All three of us trying to slow our breathing. I looked down at Bella and she had a huge smile on her face.

I placed my finger under her chin and tilted her face up to mine and looked into her eyes. "Thank you Bella, that was amazing."

She leaned forward and pressed her lips against mine, "Yes it was. I am the one who should be thanking the both of you."

Jasper shook his head and said, "I don't think so darlin, we should be worshipping you. Hmm, I think we might have to."

She giggled and said, "Okay, but why don't you two let me take a nap first and then I will be expecting the both of you to worship me."

"Oh I will be worshipping you as soon as you awaken."

She smiled at Jasper and then looked at me and I gave her a quick kiss and nodded.
Last, but not least, there's TwiCarol. As far as I know, she doesn't write. That doesn't mean she is any less kick-ass as the other girls. TwiCarol always manages to blow my mind with her amazing graphic skills. Banners, vids, name it, she makes it.

In fact, all the banners used in this post was made by this brilliant graphic wiz.

Well, that's all from me. I hope y'all enjoyed it!

Keep it Dirty!!!

Shirley out!

WOW! Shirley, I think I speak for all of us when I say THANKS!! You made our day!


  1. Wow, Shirley! Thanks SO much for your very kind words. This was such a surprise & really lovely of you. I'm blushing now. :)

  2. Y'all deserve it. You guys are amazing!
    *hugs and kisses*