Sunday One Shot Wonders

For Bella's Sake by TheUnderStudy

Edward/Bella with a lot of Charlie!

Charlie Swan has been gracious long enough. Hurt his daughter and there is no edge of the world he will not search to find you. "Didn't anybody ever tell you not to mess with a cop's daughter?" NM, AU, Vamps, Humans, and one pissed off cop.

This one shot was denied by the Strictly Charlie Contest for grammar errors. This makes me so mad. Fanfiction authors write for FREE, who do they think they are Random House?

Anywho, sit back and enjoy this funny as hell one shot starring our favorite sexy cop!

La Petite Boudoir Menage a Trois by clpsuperstar

Edward/Bella

Summary - Submission for Fandom for Preemies. Outtake from Million Dollar Baby, Chapter 7, "Baby Did a Bad, Bad Thang". The majority vote was for me not to go this direction. However, there were quite a lot of readers who did want me to. For you, my pervy ones...

A few months ago, I rec'd a fantastic story called Million Dollar Baby. It's by far one of my all time fave E/B stories. If you haven't read it, its worth the time. This outtake was written as an alternative to chapter seven and I must say it is one of the hottest threesomes I've ever read. Even if you're not into that kind of thing...if you're into sexy than you'll love this o/s. It's smokin'!

First Time Caller by bellamarie117

Edward/Bella

Summary - Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.

Fancy reading a really well-written, lovely, amusing & heart-warming one shot this Mother's Day Sunday? Well, I've got just the thing for you. I fell in love with this Bella & Edward, especially the way they finally meet. A wonderful way to pass the time, I hope that you enjoy this o/s as much as I did. Wishing you a Happy Mother's Day (or Potential Mother's Day, if you don't have any offspring yet or don't want any, for that matter). Whether you're the proud mother of your own children, adopted children (like Esme), a beloved pet (or pets), or even a vampire/human hybrid baby (like Bella); have a fantastic & blessed day. ;)

Sunday One Shot Wonder Recs

Let Your Fingers Do The Talking by busymommy

Jasper/Bella

Summary - A humdrum day at the office is spiced up with a series of sexy texts from a mysterious stranger. Or is it a stranger? Entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. NOW CONTINUED!

Who doesn't like a dirty talkin' Jasper?  And, if I didn't mention this before...what a brilliant idea for a contest.

This Jasper is awfully smexy!  And he's into sexting a certain brown eyed beauty who happens to work in his office. Bella soon finds out it is indeed possible to climax over a text message, especially when it's Jasper's fingers doing the talking!

Not only is this story creative and dirty, but it takes on a light and fluffy tone. Its a well-balanced read and it left me wanting more. Oh wait...

This o/s is now being continued!!! Looks like Bella's not he only lucky one around here!

Club Erotica by clpsuperstar and cozmedic

Summary: What would happen if 6 friends visit an underground erotica club? Rated M for a reason. Should probably be XXX. Reader beware. One-shot collaboration from Cozmedic and Clpsuperstar

To say this should be rated XXX is an understatement! 

Pairing you ask...well, Bella and Edward are dating, as well as Alice and Jasper, and Emmett is with Rose. However this is a free for all. So go grab a sham wow or three and anything else you may um need and enjoy!!!

A note from the authors:

Pairings: All sorts of fuckery. Period. However, none of them are related...we're not that twisted!

Warning: Due to the graphic nature of this little one-shot, please be aware of several factors before diving into this little pornello (That's right bitches, this isn't a lemon, it's a goddamn pornello.)

Do not read at work or in front of your kids. You may start squeeling and panting and how do you explain that to co-workers and children?

Here is a small teaser:

I kneeled between Bella's legs and put them over my thighs. Gripping onto her ass I lifted her so that her back was now arched and her pussy was in a prime position to get royally fucked. Of course I wanted to test the waters, so I slipped two fingers inside of her, feeling the walls of her pussy constrict around me.

"Damn, Bella. You are tight. Now I see why Edward's so possessive of you."

Edward's head snapped around then to look at me. I waggled my eyebrows back at him, removed my fingers and then ran the head of my dick along her slit. Then, I entered her slowly as she moaned in appreciation. I looked back at Edward and he made his way to remove himself from my Rosie's mouth, but she grabbed onto his thighs and dipped her head down to suck on his balls. That stopped him. I knew it would. Rosalie loves to be t-bagged and she does it like nobody's business.

I brought my attention back to Bella and began moving inside her more quickly.

"Harder, Em!" she called out.

Oh, so baby B likes the rough stuff, huh? Well, I'm more than happy to accommodate her.

~What are you waiting for...go read!!!~

Naughty Moments

I love this dirty, little fic and this Edward makes me swoon!

Million Dollar Baby by clpsuperstar

Edward/Bella

"What are you doing, Isabella?" he asked, his voice deep and husky.

"Stress management," I smirked, unfastening his belt with an unbelievable amount of confidence.

"I'm pretty sure I told you that you have the night off," he said, scooting his chair back a bit to give me more room to work with.

"You did." I unzipped his pants and laid the flaps of his pants open as I planted open-mouth kisses along the bulge just under his Calvin Kleins.

Edward ran his fingers through my hair and then cupped my chin, lifting it so that I met his gaze. "If you keep that shit up much longer, I'm not going to be able to stop you."

"Then don't," I said, dipping my head down to continue my previous actions.

He pushed his chair back further until he was just out of my reach. "Not until I've had my dessert."

Without warning, he lifted me up and sat me on the edge of the table, pushing the dinner dishes back. His hands were on both of my knees as he spread my legs and pulled himself closer. Then he moved them up my thighs slowly, dipping under the hem of his shirt and pushing it up along the way.

We both watched as he revealed the nakedness that lie beneath and I gasped when I heard a feral growl from deep in his chest. I had always kept myself sufficiently groomed in that area because…well, you just never know when you might end up in some sort of freak accident and someone might have the need to see something down there. And let's face it, freak accidents where I was concerned wouldn't be all that freakish at all.

He licked his lips as he ogled my cooch, and then he finally averted his eyes to mine. "I'm sure you won't mind if I just kiss this and make it all better."

Without waiting for my response, he spread me wider and began to suck the skin on the inside of my left thigh.

"Um…Edward?" I started in a shaky voice.

"Hmm?" he hummed as he continued to work his way up my thigh.

"Do you really think that the dining room table is the best place to do this? I mean, it can't be very sanitary."

"I eat all my meals at the table," he mumbled against my thigh.

I suppose he had a point and I probably wasn't going to win the argument, even if I really wanted to. Besides, it didn't even matter because by then, he'd reached my center and his nose was nuzzling my love nubbin'. I felt his tongue run along my folds and I grabbed onto the hair of his head.

"You smell so good, Isabella. And you taste even better," he moaned against my pussy. Then his hand ran along the underside of my right thigh and he lifted my leg, draping it over his shoulder.

Cullen818 Fic Rec - Million Dollar Baby

Million Dollar Baby by clpsuperstar

Edward/Bella

Summary - When Renee is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Isabella makes the ultimate sacrifice. Selling herself to the highest bidder to do with her as they please may just prove to be more than she bargained for. OOC AH/AU

So, in keeping with my recent obsession of AH E/B stories, here I am with Million Dollar Baby. Again, I've managed to find an Edward that I could absolutely devour. In an anxiously awaiting the next chapter sorta way.

The premise starts out a little depressing. Poor Bella is desperate. Her mom needs a serious operation and the family has no money. What's a girl to do?  Sell herself, of course!  Now, I'm just saying, if I ever had to sell my body for a million dollars and be someones sex slave for five years, well, who better than to have buy me then Edward Fucking Cullen?  KWIM?

In all seriousness, I don't condone one selling themselves into sexual servitude, but this is fiction and let me tell you this is not a fic about being degraded and abused. Bella may have had to do a desperate thing, but she finds that it isn't that awful.

Edward is his usual smug, controlling self, but boy is he sexy. The lemons in this story will soak your panties and have you clawing at your significant other!  My poor husband has no idea what has gotten into me!  But, I digress.  Here's a little example...

WARNING - MA AUDIENCES ONLY

"I'm pretty sure I told you that you have the night off," he said, scooting his chair back a bit to give me more room to work with.

"You did." I unzipped his pants and laid the flaps of his pants open as I planted open-mouth kisses along the bulge just under his Calvin Kleins.

Edward ran his fingers through my hair and then cupped my chin, lifting it so that I met his gaze. "If you keep that shit up much longer, I'm not going to be able to stop you."

"Then don't," I said, dipping my head down to continue my previous actions.

He pushed his chair back further until he was just out of my reach. "Not until I've had my dessert."

Without warning, he lifted me up and sat me on the edge of the table, pushing the dinner dishes back. His hands were on both of my knees as he spread my legs and pulled himself closer. Then he moved them up my thighs slowly, dipping under the hem of his shirt and pushing it up along the way.

We both watched as he revealed the nakedness that lie beneath and I gasped when I heard a feral growl from deep in his chest. I had always kept myself sufficiently groomed in that area because…well, you just never know when you might end up in some sort of freak accident and someone might have the need to see something down there. And let's face it, freak accidents where I was concerned wouldn't be all that freakish at all.

He licked his lips as he ogled my cooch, and then he finally averted his eyes to mine. "I'm sure you won't mind if I just kiss this and make it all better."

Without waiting for my response, he spread me wider and began to suck the skin on the inside of my left thigh.

"Um…Edward?" I started in a shaky voice.

"Hmm?" he hummed as he continued to work his way up my thigh.

"Do you really think that the dining room table is the best place to do this? I mean, it can't be very sanitary."

"I eat all my meals at the table," he mumbled against my thigh.

I suppose he had a point and I probably wasn't going to win the argument, even if I really wanted to. Besides, it didn't even matter because by then, he'd reached my center and his nose was nuzzling my love nubbin'. I felt his tongue run along my folds and I grabbed onto the hair of his head.

"You smell so good, Isabella. And you taste even better," he moaned against my pussy. Then his hand ran along the underside of my right thigh and he lifted my leg, draping it over his shoulder.

I watched as his tongue continued to lick at my center and then he captured my clit with his lips and sucked chastely before flicking it with his tongue. He looked up at me and winked while his serpent-like tongue sped up, and a pleasure like I've never known shot through body and my head dropped back.

"Look at me," his husky voice said. "I want you to watch me feed on you."

"Oh God," I groaned, lifting my head to watch him as he ordered.

First one and then another finger disappeared inside me and he moved them in and out while the fingers of his other hand spread my lips apart and he sucked my clit into his mouth. Then he pushed his fingers all the way in and curled them back and forth, and I couldn't help the pornstar-like moan that came from somewhere in the back of my throat.

"Mmm, you like that, don't you?" he asked and then flattened his tongue out, taking a long lick from my opening to my clit where he resumed his suckling.

Okay, I'm not giving it all away for free on the Naughty Girl Blog. You want more? Go read it!

There's a reason this fic is so popular!  It's sexy, funny (Bella refers to her lady parts as "Double Agent Coochie" but you'll have to read to see why) and of course, there's angst because we all know I'm not happy unless someone else is unhappy!  But, I have a good feeling this will all work out. I also love reading a vulnerable side of Edward and this fic has that to!

This is a WIP, but the chapters are worth waiting for. I promise. I'm so addicted!

Thanks clpsuperstar for sharing your wicked imagination with us!