Naughty Moments

My naughty little moment comes from a story that was originally written for our Best Domination Ever Contest. It's now a full-blown, down and durrty story. It's sexy!

Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole

He moves closer to me and pushes his hips against mine, wrapping his arms around my waist. "I have never had a relationship, Isabella. You must cut me some slack... I'm sorry."

I look up at his face and melt.

"Are you pouting?" I try to keep my face scornful but end up giggling at his extreme cuteness.

"Maybe..."

I kiss his lips chastely one, two, three times and lift my hands to bury them in his silky hair. He's my new addiction. "I like it."

"Mmm... then yes, I believe I am pouting."

The backs of my knees bump against a leather chair in the corner of the office and his lips press into mine as he continues forward, forcing me to sit.

He kneels in front of me and slowly spreads my legs with his palms while keeping his smoldering eyes on mine.

"Miss Swan." He licks his lips. "Are you aware that there is a certain spot inside of here," he leisurely pushes the tip of his finger inside of me and I gasp. "That, when touched just the right way, can make you come in less than-"

Less than what, Jasper!!! Less than what???

Sunday One Shot Wonder Recs

Unconditional by tiffaninichole

Edward/Jasper

Summary-After escaping from an abusive relationship, Edward has difficulty accepting Jasper's unconditional love.

Short but beautiful is the only way for me to describe this one. As I've said before, it's not always about quantity. When a writer nails it with quality work, you'll see it. Now, that's not to say I didn't crave more, but that's a good thing too!

This was written for the post secret prompt contest and the prompt used was:

I want you to want to hang out with me at 1 PM, not 1 AM.

If you're looking for some comfort this Sunday, go read this fic.

It won't take you long and you'll walk away happy and warm!

You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume

Edward/Bella

Summary - Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt : My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest during sex. I usually win. Fluff.

While getting the links for yesterday's post, I decided to check out this o/s. Bella finds herself a great place to live, only it turns out the landlady likes to have extremely loud sex. Since asking her to keep the noise down didn't work, Edward helps Bella to get some revenge. Definitely a great way to pass some time on a lazy Sunday, I enjoyed reading this o/s & I hope you do too. Weird coincidence that Steph & I both ended up reccing one shots from the same contest. What are the odds? lol

Teach Me How To Dougie by Tiffaninichole

So, each week we'd like to spotlight a story from the Teach Me the Nasty Contest to show off and pimp the hard work put forth by all of those who took the time to enter our little contest.

This week we feature the Public Vote's Second Place Winner...

Teach Me How To Dougie by tiffaninichole

Jasper/Bella

This little fic comes to us from one of my favorite Jasper authors. It was just a refreshing story that made me smile. Bella, the undeniable klutz, must learn to dance, the Dougie actually. So she begins lessons from one of the best dance teachers in her area. Can Jasper teach Ms. Swan to dance? I have a feeling he may be teaching more than dancing during these lessons. You'll love this one!

I absolutely adored this o/s by tiffaninichole! It is hilarious, well-written and has a smoking hot lemon thrown in for good measure. Now I had to go search YouTube so that I could fully appreciate Bella's annoyance with that damn song & believe me I did. Sadly, it was stuck in my head for quite a while. Damnit! Anyway, moving on, my favorite line in the whole thing was this... "Jasper, her instructor, was, in a word, a meanie-head." I loved this Bella, she had me in stitches, laughing at her awful Dougie experience - "Interestingly enough, Bella had no clue who this Dougie was or why he was relevant to the conversation." - LOVE IT! Luckily for her, with a teacher like Jasper, who thankfully turned out not to be a complete meanie-head, she got a fantastic reward for her perseverance. We should all be so lucky!

Naughty Girl For A Day - tiffaninichole

It is my pleasure to present the lovely tiffaninichole as our Naughty Girl For A Day. This is part of her prize for her fantastic entry into our Best Domination Ever Contest, Bella's Dirty Notebook, which was one of our Naughty Girls Picks. So without further ado, here we go...

Hi guys! My name is Tiffani, but you all know me as tiffaninichole. I'm honored and super excited to be here, recc'ing this story to you all!

Three's A Crowd by Savannah Vee
Bella / ?

My rec for today is a fic by the great Savannah Vee. Although Uncomfortable is awesome as hell in all its slashy goodness, I wanna take a moment to tell you all about Three's A Crowd. In this story, Bella is the new gal in town and the Cullen boys, Edward and Jasper, immediately take a liking to her.

The boys are both vying for her attention, although they go about it in different ways. Edward is more subtle and sweet while Jasper is ruthless and will throw anyone--including Edward-- under the bus to get the girl. And trust me, he's no holds barred! Sometimes, I'm tempted to kick Jasper's ass for being so trifling to poor, innocent Eddie.

While reading, I find myself constantly rooting for a different brother with each chapter. One minute, I'm rooting for Edward because he's so sweet and his intentions are honorable. But then Jasper comes along, being all super fuckable and hot and I can't help but want Bella to get her a sample of that. I mean, he did meet her first. So he should get first dibs... right?

Bella, of course, is torn. Who wouldn't be with two hot ass vamps trying their hardest to win her heart? Oh, I did mention they were vampires, right? That makes them even sexier. The danger, the animalistic claiming... and growling. Yes, they growl. And I orgasm every time. Swoooon.

Now, they aren't the kind of vamps that SMeyer created, but that's what makes them even better. Fangs = Hotness.

Check out this little snippet describing the ridiculous sexy that is Edward Cullen :

"He stood straight, his hands sliding into the pockets of his jeans, legs apart at shoulders width in a casual, yet model-like stance. He had to look down at me as I sat in the driver seat of my tiny, blue Mini Cooper S because he was so tall, and the way he was standing sort of looked like he was modeling the jeans he was wearing. And he was modeling them very well, I might add. I took a moment to appraise him – my heart nearly stuttering in my chest as I took in his appearance.

He was freshly showered.

And believe me, a freshly showered Edward Cullen was just as good – if not better than – a sweaty, half naked Edward Cullen, because although he still had the sexy, wet look going on, he wasn't wet with sweat. Not that he ever smelled bad or wasn't utterly mouth watering when he was sweaty, but still, a damp, sweaty guy – although hot as hell – was still a little gross. A damp, just washed guy was certainly more appealing.

His faded blue jeans didn't have a belt around them, which meant that they were falling down his hips, stopping at the point where a good amount of his ass crack would be showing, if I could see it. And usually I thought sagging pants on a guy just looked silly, you know, like his pants were gonna fall down around his ankles at any moment. But on Edward, Jasper, and most of the hot guys around here who either seemed to lack belts, or didn't know their correct size in pants, sagging was ok in my book. Hell, sagging was fuckhot in my book.

He had on black boxers poking out of the top of his jeans. And although I tried really hard not to direct my attention to his...ahem...groin area, I noticed Calvin Klein written in white, running along the top of them, and um...I could also see the button on the front of his boxers. Yes, that little button that guys could open up and stick their schlongs through to pee, instead of having to pull down their underwear, lucky bastards. And yes, if I could see the button you'd better believe his pants were deliciously low..."

Now is that description not the hottest shit ever, or what? And that's not all, she goes on to describe more, but I'll leave the rest for you to check out on your own ;-) I mean, how could you not wanna run over and devour this fic after reading about the hotness that is Edward and Jasper? Do yourself a favor and read this now.

I'll say this in advance: You're welcome. ^_^

When you head on over there, leave a review and tell Savannah that I sent you.

Thanks so much for the great rec, Tiffani. I will definitely be checking that one out. And to the rest of you reading this, if you haven't read Bella's Dirty Notebook yet, best you check it out because it is smoking hot and a fantastic read. And while you're there, leave the lady some love & tell her how much we would all like to read more of that sexy Jasper. ;)

Bella's Dirty Notebook - Naughty Girls Pick

Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole

Today we are featuring one of our two Naughty Girls Picks in the Best Domination Ever Contest. I had the pleasure of interviewing the lovely and talented  tiffaninichole  and so, without further ado, I'm going to let her tell you a bit about herself in her own words, before we begin the interview...

My life in a nutshell : I'm married to an amazing man and have three of the zaniest kids on the planet. Thanks to coachlady1, I'm now not only addicted to Twilight, but also the Black Dagger Brotherhood series and Twitter (follow me! @Tiffnificent!!!) Um... I'm 25 and am gonna be 26 on July 12th. CANCER! Woot-woot! I'll probably stay home with hubby and watch a movie for my birthday. I live a wild and crazy life *breaks out the sparkling cider*

1. What got you into writing Twilight Fan Fiction in the first place?

Well, I never planned on writing fanfic. I was content with lurking and reading my favorite stories until one day, I came across the Littlest Peen Contest page and I just KNEW I had to write something for it. My twisted sense of humor wouldn't let me pass it up! Hahaha! I ended up getting second place and took that as encouragement to keep going, and now, here we are! Woo hoo!

2. Tell us more about how you came up with the fantastic storyline for Bella’s Dirty Notebook.

I knew I wanted to write something for the Best Domination Ever Contest, I just had no clue what it was gonna be about. One day, the idea just literally popped in my head. I think I may have asked my six-year-old to hand me my notebook (because I keep one near me at all times) and when she went to grab it, a bright light shone down from the heavens. Angels sang and flittered around my head playing harps and sprinkling me with golden angel wing dust before giving me their blessing to write Bella's Dirty Notebook... true story.

3. Which is your favorite pairing to read and to write? Do you prefer canon or does your heart lie with Jasper?

I started off as a hardcore B/E shipper. When I came across Bella/Emmett, Bella/Carlisle, Bella/Jasper fics, I would literally become disgusted! I used to think "Why in the hell would they do that? Bella BELONGS with Edward!" But one day I was bored and looking for something different and decided to try out a Bellsper fic... and I've never looked back. I just love them as a couple <3 <3 <3 I don't even really read canon anymore. The story has to be REALLY good and unique for me to read an E/B fic. My loyalties lie with The Major *swoooooon* I'm also on a femmeslash kick. I heart girl/girl lovin', especially Alice/Bella. Hotness!

4. Talk to us about what else you are working on at the moment.

Well, I'm about halfway done with a o/s for the Alternate Shippers Contest. Can you guess the pairing? *snickers* I'm also gonna write something for the Long Distance Lovin' Contest and am contemplating writing a femmeslash fic for the Darkella Contest. Me and Kitty Cullen-03 are talking about getting together again for the Don't Mess W/The Help Contest, since we had so much fun with the Public Lovin' Contest. Gawd, I'm such a contest h00r. It's so addicting! Oh, and I'll definitely be continuing Bella's Dirty Notebook, since it's my most popular fic... it's so freakin' awesome to have over 100 alerts, favorites and reviews for ONE o/s! I'm in the cool crowd now! *hides pocket protector*

5. What are some of your favorite FF stories, that you can’t wait to see the updates for?

Okay, this is off the top of my head, so I know I'm gonna forget some!
- Bourbon and Tea by zigster
- Uncomfortable by Savannah_Vee (I feel cool, 'cause she's been my home slice since before she got all popular and shit! Hahaha! She also got me hooked on slash. I now have an obsession with boy/boy love.)
- Beyond Time (and anything else) by TKegl (her stories pwn me. Have you read All Aboard? JEEBUS!)
- Everyone Still Loves Alice by shamrock317 (Alice is so hawt in this fic!)
- Any J/B fic by letmesign (*smiles dreamily while thinking about "Layers" and "French Roast and Riptides"*)
- A Love Like This by mw138 (it's an A/J story and Jasper is so effin' swoony! I'm not above threatening her when she takes too long to update.)
- Bella Swan: Zombie Killer by Kristen Nicole (sooo amazing!)
- I'm also impatiently waiting for Fates-Love-Queen to update The Adventure of Wing Girl and the Lipstick Lounge. It was a o/s for the Fun W/Your Clothes On Contest and she told me it would be continued. Some of the best femmeslash I've read and I can't wait for more! *hint, hint*

And now, the Naughty Girls have their say...

Hot, hot, hot! Do I need to say anything else? Okay...Jasper is a controlling, dominant boss and he doesn't take well to insubordination. So, can you imagine what he'd be like in the bedroom? God! Bella is going to find out exactly what this powerful man wants and needs. Once Jasper finds Bella's notebook, he realizes how things are going to play out. Can Bella handle her deepest desires coming true? You'll have to read this extremely well written o/s to find out. Warning... steamy lemon alert!

So, if Jasper was my boss I would keep a dirty notebook of all the things I want to do to him too. Oh who am I kidding, he wouldn't even have to be my boss to keep a notebook like this. Oh and then to have him make all your fantasies come true, well that is exactly what I'd want to happen. I loved this o/s. It was dominant, sexy, hot as hell, and oh so yummy. Go ahead, fan yourself I know you need to after reading this one. I would love to see this o/s continued.

Yummy, yum, yum, YUM! Did I mention YUM?! This fic made me resent my own boss for not being Jasper. Damn it! Jasper is so hot in this that it defies description. Bella is SUCH a lucky girl! I absolutely adored this o/s, and I love how the author took the idea that the angels bestowed upon her and ran with it. ;) Nicely done! I would REALLY love to read more about these two, if the talented author felt so inclined to continue it. *hint, hint* In fact, there’s a poll on her FF page, so go vote! I already did.

Look out for tiffaninichole to be featured on our blog again on Monday, June 14. As part of her prize, she will be our Naughty Girl For A Day, so don't miss it.

Sunday's One Shot Wonder Recs

Three's Company by Kitty Cullen-03 and tiffaninichole

Jasper/Bella/Alice

Summary - Entry for the Public Lovin' Contest: Alice and Bella are a couple who know how to have a good time. One night while out on the town, Jasper catches their eyes & libidos. They decide to give him a night he'll never forget...

What a delicious threesome they make. This was written for the Public Lovin' Contest, so you need to see what happens when Alice and Bella proposition Jasper for an encounter in a public restroom. Bella and Alice are a couple who like to mix things up a bit, and really, who wouldn't want to mix it up with Jasper? This truly is Jasper's lucky night. Warning...this o/s contains a steamy lemon, so don't read it at work! Congrats to the authors, the fic took second place! It was well deserved!

Rapture by AydenMorgen
Edward/Bella

Summary - Every night the music calls to her, taunting her to move, to dance for him. And every night, he claims her beneath pulsing lights and oblivious gazes, enthralled by her and her alone. Won 3rd place in the Public Lovin’ contest. Rated M for content.

Also an entry in the Public Lovin' Contest (it deservedly took third place), this o/s is so hot, it will steam up your computer screen. Imagine going to a club with this Edward... holy hell! That Bella is one lucky girl! It is very well-written and well worth the read, so what are you waiting for? Get clicking and enjoy!

Best Domination Ever Contest Winners...

Man, did we get some hawt little stories! We asked for Domination and you delivered. We received 14 awesome fics, and any one of them would make for interesting continuations (hint, hint)! Please be sure to check out the C-2 and read all of the entries. We will be rec'ing them here over the next few weeks, starting with the winners, but every entry we received was extremely well written and captivating. You guys blew us away.

Congratulations to all of our winners on a job well done and a major thanks to all of the authors who took the time to enter our contest. Thanks for feeding our kinky reading habits. You're all winners in our eyes!

VOTER'S PICK...

The Voter's have spoken and this is what you had to say...

Want No More - by Savage7289
Edward/Bella

Summary - Bella’s new job takes an unexpected turn when terrorists take over her office building. Bella is taken hostage, but the sexy head henchman seems to be exactly what Bella wants and needs. BPOV. Rated M for adult situations/lemons.

NAUGHTY GIRLS PICK...

As usual the Naughty Girls had trouble deciding on just one NG pick, so the three of us decided on two of our faves.

Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole
Jasper/Bella

This one also came in second place among the voters.

Summary -Entry for The Best Domination Ever Contest. Bella keeps a notebook full of dirty fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, Bella loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...

The Request by winterstale
Emmett/Kate

Summary - AH/OOC/Mature *Entry in Best Domination Ever Contest* Confessions are made, hard limits tested, a third player enters. A side journey on The Garden path.

Honorable Mention...

The three of us agreed that this fic needed to be recognized.

A Fleeting Escape by VaniV
Jasper/Bella

Summary - Set after Breaking Dawn, Bella and Edward are married. She was changed after the honeymoon but craves more than Edward can give her. Her deepest, darkest needs are met by another one of the Cullen men. Written for the Best Domination Ever contest.

Thanks again to all who entered, read and voted. Check back here on Monday, May 21, 2010 when we feature the winner interviews, story recs and winning banners.