Sunday's One Shot Wonders

All I Want For Christmas Is You by 107yearoldvirgin

Edward/Bella

Summary - "On the 11th day of Christmas, Virgy gave to me: Edward with a santa hat on his peen." Day 11 of the SouthernFanFictionReview: 25 Days of Edward One Shots.

When the alert for this o/s appeared in my inbox yesterday, I knew I would have to look no further for something to rec today. Once again, 107yearoldvirgin has written something highly entertaining, freaking hilarious & fucking hot. What more could you ask for at this hectic time of year? I could tell you more about the storyline, but frankly, the "Edward with a santa hat on his peen" in the summary should be enough to get you clicking on the link above. Enjoy and Happy Holidays!

Reverie by arianawhitlock

Edward/Jasper

Summary - Edward discovers the consequences of driving tired when he meets Dr. Whitlock. SLASH. One-shot that is staying a one-shot. M for a reason. If you can't vote stay out! Reviews are appreciated!

I'm on a Jasper/Edward kick lately, so just ride it out with me!  I stumbled upon this little ditty when I was reading Punishment by the same author. I'll be rec'ing that in the next week or so, but anyway, I thought I'd mention this fun fic. See what happens when Dr. Cullen hits a dog and has to bring the poor fella in to Dr. Whitlock's animal hospital. It gets pretty steamy in there!

Now, according to an a/n, the fic is being continued by another author. I haven't had a chance to check that out yet, but its an option if you need to see what happens to these two naughty boys!

TwiCarol Brings You Some Light In The Dark

Bad News Bella by 107yearoldvirgin
Edward/Bella

Summary - Her glass is half empty. His is half full. Together they may just cause an overabundance of…liquids. Seattle's #1 anchor and her new cameraman may be perfect for each other; if only the truth could be caught on film. ExB – AH - M

At 15 chapters in, this brilliant WIP by 107yearoldvirgin is well worth a read. As always, it is well-written, hilarious (as the banner indicates - say no more) and I love these characters just as much as each & every incarnation of Edward & Bella that she writes. This alone is the Preface to the story in BPOV & if this doesn't make you want to read it immediately, then I just don't know anymore (*shakes head sadly*)...

"We regret to report that the shit was lost at sea."

I stopped, my eyes growing wide as my mouth snapped shut.

"Ship."

Too late.

"Shit. The ship."

Silence in the studio.

"The ship was lost at sea."

Rose hung her head and covered her face with her clipboard. My co-anchor, Tyler, collected his papers and shuffled them into a pile, clearing his throat a little.

And Edward chuckled behind the camera as he zoomed in for a close up of my mortification.

The witty banter & UST will draw you right in from the beginning & keep you hooked as the story evolves. And now there's even a bit of mystery thrown in to make it even more fantastic. Go... go read it... NOW! You'll love it!

 

TwiCarol Brings You Some Light In The Dark

Eight Days A Week by 107yearoldvirgin
Edward/Bella

Summary - Bella Swan needs a Nanny. Edward Cullen needs a job. Accepting the Manny position will change his life forever...and may just help him grow up in the process. Snark, humor, lemons and Edward in a towel. Seduction has never been so juvenile. AH

All pics found on http://107yearoldvirgin.blogspot.com

This was the first story that I read by 107yearoldvirgin & I fell in love with her writing immediately. Her characters are wonderfully original & guaranteed to make you smile. It's an adorable, heart-warming story of an Edward who is so out of his depth with these children that he is looking after, even though he only took the job because he fancied the mom, Bella. Hijinks ensue, especially when Bella tries to go on a date. I highly recommend this story, as it is well-written, humorous & enthralling. Go on, give it a try. It'll be worth it, I promise. The fact that Edward lets little Brady call him Dee because he can't pronounce his name will be one of many moments that melt your heart. Oh, and who doesn't love The Beatles. Each chapter is a Beatles song title. All you need is love and I LOVE it! Enjoy!

Sunday's One Shot Wonders

Scotch and Cigarettes by 107yearoldvirgin

Summary - What does your life story start with? A kiss? A smile? A glass of Scotch and a Cigarette? E/B One Shot for APM

Wow! What a fantastic one shot this is. I absolutely LOVED it! Having said that, I do happen to love everything that 107yearoldvirgin writes, but that's not the point. The Edward in this fic is absolutely delicious and conjures up images of HHH Robert Pattinson smoking. Let's face it, there is NO ONE that makes smoking look as hot as he does. I shall even present you with photograpic evidence to prove this fact & to give you a lovely visual for when you read this o/s. Enjoy!

Sunday's One Shot Wonders

Teaching A Lesson by xshear

Edward/Bella

Summary - Bella's late to class and Professor Masen doesn't like it.

What can I say? I'm a sucker for a dominant teacher especially when it's Edward. This one is an extremely quick oneshot, but Edward gets his point across and if I were Bella, I'd be late to class more often then not, if I knew I'd be getting punished by him. Check it out if you're in the mood for some sexy smut!

May I by xshear

Edward/Bella

Summary - A game children use to play that Professor Masen now wants to play with Bella. Call this "Teaching A Lesson" part deux.

So, this is a o/s based off Teaching A Lesson. It's just as hot as the first one and is even a bit longer, so that means even more heat! I'd play this game with Edward, too. If you didn't get enough of Professor Masen in the first one, continue on with this one.

Yes, Master by fiberkitty

Edward/Seth

Summary - When Edward Cullen returns to club scene on a business trip, Seth is given a chance by his boss to make his dream come true. When Seth approaches, will the Master accept? Written for the Fandom Gives Back Auction. Slash one-shot.

Okay, I know. Edward/Seth, not your usual choice of pairing, but hey let me enlighten you, this o/s was hot, hot, and hot. Oh, did I mention that this o/s was hot? Cause it was. So when I first started reading this o/s I was a little unsure because well when I think of Seth, I think of the Seth in the books and I didn't think that I would enjoy this o/s, but I was wrong. Be sure to check Yes, Master out if you haven't already done so. Fiberkitty definitely knows what she is doing when it comes to writing some hot, sexy lemony goodness and she does a terrific job with this o/s.

White Out: A Corporate Christmas One Shot by 107yearoldvirgin

Edward/Bella

Summary - Corporate Christmas parties are not at the top of Isabella's list of 'fun things to do'. But could a chance encounter with a copy machine repairman change her outlook? M for smexin'...AH/AU

Yes, I know it's not Christmas time, but people do Christmas in July, right? Anyway, I just love 107yearoldvirgin's writing, so I'm in the process of reading everything she's written. This is a hot little o/s that will leave you wishing for your own Edward at your next office Christmas party. And just a small piece of advice... you may find yourself disapproving of a certain aspect of the subject matter, but it's not what you think, so keep reading to the end. It's worth it. Enjoy!

Sunday's One Shot Wonders

Separated Self by 107yearoldvirgin

Bella

Summary - Bella Swan has been hired to teach a cheater a lesson. Her profession is hazardous, even if she pretends that she's doing it for all the right reasons. A REVENGE ONE SHOT - requested and written for Angelspinknose. M

This is Bella Swan as you've never seen her before. Very well-written, as is anything by 107yearoldvirgin, this o/s is a fantastic read with an ending that you won't expect. If you like reading about revenge, then this is for you. Enjoy! Oh, and btw, check out 107yearoldvirgin's profile page... she has some really amazing stories. I read Eight Days A Week a little while ago & I absolutely LOVED it!

Sunday One Shot Wonders

Lastnight by kuntrygal

Jasper/Edward/Bella

Summary - Edward had never questioned himself, or his relationship with Jasper. Until he met her. E/B/J - rated M for a reason. This was my entry for the Friday Free For All over on Twilighted.

As if Jasper and Edward weren't sexy enough as a couple, now Edward has eyes for Bella. What happens when Jasper encourages an encounter between them. It gets pretty steamy. With Jasper cheering them on (quite literally) things get pretty hot. Can Edward handle his first experience with a woman? How does Bella respond to Jasper coaching his lover through it? Read and you'll see...

Fixing Fanny by 107yearoldvirgin

Edward/Bella

Summary - A One Shot of Epic propotions for FannyLeMikehunt's birthday. It's every cliche ever...and it's a trainwreck. AH/AU M obviously

So my internet was down yesterday and so was I. :( I had been reading a story called Eight Days A Week by 107yearoldvirgin on my cellphone. By the way, that story is amazingly beautiful and you should totally read it, but I digress. I went into her Author Page on FF and found this absolutely freaking hilarious o/s. I laughed so hard, I snorted the fruit juice I was drinking out my nose. Charming! It is so full of our favorite cliche's that you just HAVE to read it. It certainly made me feel better about not having internet access. Enjoy!