Naughty Girl For A Day - SweetT129

I'm a little excited to have SweetT129 joining us today, well, that's not entirely true...I'm a lot excited to have her as our Guest Naughty Girl for a Day!  Without her and her incredible stories, I'd never see Carlisle as more than the patriarch of the Cullen family, and wouldn't that be a shame considering he's one hawt, sexy, vibrant man!

I've learned something about myself this past year, something that I'm going to admit here today. I'm going to admit it because I think it's a good qualification for being a Naughty Girl. 

I am massively turned on by dirty talk.

Yeah, I said it. It's totally true, too.

I'm very much aurally-stimulated. I find it much sexier to listen to audioporn (the sexy reading of a lemon, for all those not familiar with the TLS dictionary) than looking at NSFW pics.

Really.

I am much more turned on by listening to a man sing with a sexy, gravelly voice than watching porn.

Even the German variety.

-giggles-

And talk dirty to me in the bedroom (or wherever we happen to be, lol), and I turn into a puddle of goo.

When I was asked to be a Naughty Girl for the day, I wasn't given much guidance.

No guidance, really.

Steph clearly had no idea how dangerous that was. I'm surprised Izzy didn't warn her.

(Cullen818 interjects - Izzy likes to shock me)

So, in trying to decide what in the hell I was going to write about, I went through my list of favorite fics.

That's when I realized that my aural fixation transfers to fic, too.

That brings us to my topic of choice:

Dirty Talk in Fics

If you're anything like me, you probably find lemons where its just a bunch of thrusting or sucking or licking a little boring. But add in some dialogue...or some attempts at it, lol...and you've totally got my attention.

Today, I want to introduce you to a few of the fics that I think are the sexiest in the fandom.

The first fic I want to rec to you is called The List by LauraACullen.

It's an Edward/Bella fic, all canon, about the time period between the end of Eclipse until the Wedding, when Bella and Edward are “practicing.” One of the first fanfictions I ever read, and I still say one of the hottest. It all begins with Bella making a list of fantasies, and then, with a little help from Alice, she and Edward make them come true. It is so fucking hot, and a lot of that hotness comes from the dirty talk that occurs. Here's an example:

He leaned his forehead down to mine, our eyes mere inches from one another. "Bella, I want…there are things I want to do right now. Things I can't do. Things I shouldn't do…yet."

He trailed off. I waited. But I needed to hear him say whatever was on his mind.

"Tell me, Edward."

He continued to meet my eyes, his smoldering with that intense blackness. It was clear his mind was racing but he remained hesitant.

"Tell me. Please, Edward? There's nothing that you would want to do that I don't want too."

With that he placed a devouring kiss against my lips and I moaned into him. When he sensed I needed air he began to talk around his kisses. "I want to put my mouth on you, Bella, everywhere. I want to taste you."

"Unhh, yes, Edward," I breathed, now rubbing my thighs together to try to generate friction. He noticed and pulled my hips more firmly against his own, grinding his erection into me.

"But, baby, I need you to know. I want to do it so bad. But I'm too afraid that I could lose control, there, if I do it now."

I could only moan in response. Rational thought was quickly eroding away at the sound of his voice. "I…I understand, Ed…ward."

He pulled back and looked in my eyes again. "Do you, Bella? Do you understand? Do you understand that I want it? Bella, as soon as it's safe, you have to know…."

"Know what, baby?"

His expression became intense, bordering on fierce. "I am going to feast on you, Bella. I am going to eat you alive."

Holy fucking hell.

-thud-

Fic number 2 is another all-time favorite of mine, called The Hummer, by Mabarberella.

The first time I read this, I thought my head was going to explode. I've had the same reaction with every subsequent reading. I rec this to every single person who asks for a rec. It is the definition of FUCKHOT.

The Hummer is a oneshot in which Bella's arousal “sings” to Carlisle. He can't resist her, and finally stops trying. Carlisle dirty talks, but not just in the usual way. A lot of it is a vampire dirty talk about her humanness.

Here's an example:

"I heard you again today, and I almost lost my mind when I smelled you – oh god – and I could hear you touching yourself. Hear that finger of yours through your wet panties moving them back and forth over your delicate human flesh. " He moved his mouth up to lick and suck on my earlobe and that soft place behind my ear.

"With that soft, wet thump of your heart and that smell oozing from your body, I almost came right there, fully clothed. I had to lower my trousers and stroke myself or I would've exploded in need. And then you called out my name, oh god, and I almost barreled through the door and fucked you right there."

I whimpered at the thought of him on the other side of the door, touching himself, while I had come screaming his name. "OH and that smell, that fucking smell is enough to make me insane, my dear, and I can't stop until I have it. All of it."

He moved his hand from my breast down to my waist, squeezing, and then down the side to the hem of my shirt, and then under it to rub my thigh. I felt like I was going to hyperventilate when he moved over to palm me through my panties.

"Oh my god, woman, you are so fucking wet," he groaned loudly, closing his eyes and tilting his head back. He took another deep breath and I could feel his whole body shudder.

-dies-

One last fic, another Carlisle/Bella with rather exceptional dirty talking. It's called I Touch Myself, by Seamonkologist.

In this one, Carlisle overhears Bella trying to get herself off while the Cullens are out hurting. He's so turned on by her scent that he loses control of himself a bit... It's all kinds of hot.

Here's a taste:

"Is this what you want to see? Me jerking my cock for you? Rub your clit." I can feel that I'm losing control of myself. I want so badly to touch her, taste her. But I can't. I know that I can't. I just need her to do it for me. "I want you to rub it and slide your fingers inside your pussy. Fuck yourself for me Bella."

Her head lolls to the side as she does what I tell her. I can't tear my attention away from her fingers sliding over and through her wet flesh long enough to look at her face, but I can hear her breathing roughly through clenched teeth. She's so excited it's almost palpable.

"Such a dirty little girl, rubbing your pussy for your father-in-law. Making me so hard. Making me want to lick that pretty little pussy." My fist is quickly sliding up and down my erection now, and I can hear through her erratic breathing that she is getting close to her climax.

-pants-

And, you know, since I'm here, and I can, because there's no rules -evil laugh-, I'm going to pimp myself a little too.

Hey, I write dirty talking too!

My newest fic, Such Great Heights, is a story in which Bella meets her married friends, Alice and Jasper, and, after a LOT of tequila, has a crazy hot threesome. Beginning the next morning, they have to figure out where to go from there.

There's lots of sexy texting going on in this fic, but Alice is the real dirty talker of the group. Here's a sample from an upcoming chapter:

“I wish you were in front of me right now, so I could lick your sweet pussy until the flush came over your chest and … oh fuck, Jasper! … you screamed for me. I want to hear you scream, Bella.”

And, last, but not least, because I'd feel remiss if I didn't mention a dirty-talking Jasper in this post somewhere, check out my oneshot, Jasper's On The Go Cafe.

"Slow down, sugar," Jasper warned. "I may have a business that's all about fast, but I have plans to take this night with you nice and slow. I want to savor you, Bella. I want to drink you like a fine wine, tasting every single inch of your luscious body. And when I'm all done with that, baby, that's when I'll fuck you."

So that's it, some of my very favorite dirty talking moments in fic. Go check them out, preferably somewhere where you can breathe hard without getting embarrassed, then leave them some reviews!

Thanks to the Naughty Girls for letting me join them for a day, it's been great fun.

Love to you all.

Well, it looks like I have a few stories to add to my must read list! Thanks so much Tara for giving us such a unique and naughty post!

Happy Valentine's Day!