Sunday One Shot Wonders

I'm so excited to bring you this One Shot today. This is the authors first lemon. I want to officially welcome her to the adult section of Fanfiction!!!

Being that I'm still on my Carlisle kick, today's One Shot however is not a C/B its a Carlisle/Esme.

Trashy Romance Novel by idealskeptic

Esme/Carlisle

Summary: The Volturi visit to Forks was stressful, to say the least, so Esme and Carlisle are off to Isle Esme for some R&R. Gone are the prim and proper parents to grown vampires. It's time for a little lemony goodness with the the vampire parents. one-shot

Here is a peek:

"I don't think so, my darling. If I'm not mistaken, those books are primarily about two people who hardly know each other having outrageous sex at every possible opportunity....Those books are little more than porn for women who don't want to lower themselves to look at porn."

*Laugh out load at that. Kinda sums up Fanfiction also.*

This sweet sexy One Shot shows a very playful Carlisle and Esme relaxing and just being a couple.

So, go read Trashy Romance Novel and remember to show the author some love by leaving a review!

Sunday One Shot Wonders

On the Side by SexyLexiCullen & MelissaMargare

Carlisle/Bella

Carlisle wants to be happy. With the holiday season approaching, he's left in a bitter and somber mood. His only source of enjoyment comes in the form of fantasizing about his son's girlfriend, Bella. Rated M. Canon Coup. AH. MelissaMargaret/Me collab o/s

As you see I'm still on my C/B reading kick. I found this O/s on twitter (where I spend most of my time, lol). I instantly jumped on the chance to read a C/B. I was not disappointed at all.

Carlisle is in a very unhappy marriage with Esme. She has major emotion problems and drinks. Edward, Carlisle's son, has some emotional issues if his own. After a sports injury he starts chasing  his pain killers down with liquor.  He emotional pulls away from his girlfriend Bella. 

With The holidays upon them how will Carlisle and Bella fair when Esme and Edward are distant and drunk? Can they find a moment of peace and tranquility with each other? I guess you have to read to find out!

Sunday One Shot Wonders

Call Of The Wild by The Chick Norris

It's been a while for Billy Black, can Ruth Call help him feel...The Call of the Wild

I found this One shot on TwiWrite the other day and the banner caught my attention, so I read it. I was glad I did. This little One shot is so much fun!!!

Sunday One Shot Wonders

 

 

A Fire That Could Burn A Thousand Suns by SweetT129

 

Bella/Victoria

Summary: Victoria comes back to Forks after several years for revenge, only to find that Edward has left and Bella has sworn off men forever. Neither woman is pleased to see the other, but by the time it's over, at least one of them will be pleased.   

 

 I love this one shot and I usually don't read femslash, but SweetT129 is an incredible writer.

They say there is a fine line between love and hate; however, there is a finer line between hate and lust.

Victoria is hell bent for revenge, a mate for a mate. When she finds out that Edward left Bella, her hatred for Bella quickly turns to lust.

~*~

"For whatever it's worth," Bella began, "The Cullens left a few months after what happened in Phoenix. There was an... incident. Edward decided that keeping me safe wasn't worth the constant effort, and he and the family took off. I never heard from any of them again."

Victoria paced as she listened, trying to make sense of what the girl was telling her. "That can't be!" she said, getting in Bella's face once again. "Why would he just walk away from you like that after risking his whole family to protect you from James? He killed my mate, Bella! And for what? For some ridiculous human that didn't mean a damn thing to him?" She was screaming by the end of her little tirade.

"Well," replied Bella casually. "According to the letter I found a year later under my bedroom floor, I did mean something to him. He claimed to have left to protect me. Some bull shit about loving me too much to let me be in danger, to let me give up my soul... Blah, blah, blah. Typical know-it-all Edward stuff."

~*~

Bella panted and moaned, nonsense rather than words spewing from behind the lips that were joined with Victoria's. For the moment, she had completely forgotten that the woman giving her pleasure was her enemy, that she hated her, that she wanted to kill her in horrible, torturous ways. The only thing Bella could remember right now was how to beg for more.

"Harder," she demanded as she pulled back for air, using her shoulders to push against the wall as hard as she could, making her back arch so that Victoria's fingers entered her at a new, even more delicious angle.

Rather than do as Bella asked, though, Victoria removed her fingers from Bella altogether and pushed her feet down hard from her hips. "Don't tell me what to do," she hissed as she stepped back away from the girl. Victoria had forgotten, however, Bella's tight grip in her hair, though Bella had not.

 ~*~

And it only get better and hotter from here. SweetT129 will be expanding this into a multi-chap. I for one can't wait. 

Sunday One Shot Wonders

Halo by aerialla1

Edward/Bella

Edward's thoughts during his and Bella's wedding night as holds her while she sleeps.

This One Shot was inspired by this video made by  Mistress GemGem.

 This video alone brought tears to my eyes, then I read the One Shot and the tears fell again. 

I'm not a huge canon Edward fan, but this gimps into his thoughts, made me soften towards him a bit. I walked away with a deeper understanding of the pain and anguish that is Edward.

 ~*~*~

Every memory of her flashed before my eyes, every thought and every dream. She was everything, and the reason I existed. I knew the tears would be streaming down my eyes in this moment, had I any to shed.

I loved her, more than life, more than death. Eternity, existence was nothing without her by my side. She was the light leading my life out of the pits of insanity, mediocrity and empty oblivion.

Devil on the Run by Busymommy

Jasper/Bella

Summary - Jasper's fiancee takes off after cleaning out his bank account and stealing his car. What happens when he follows her, picking up a hitchhiker on the way? AH/ rated M for Monkey Sex. 1st place Public Vote in 100Monkeys O/S Contest by Team FireandIce.

Well, if I was going to hitchhike, I'd definitely want to be picked up by a hot, pissed off, bad boy like Jasper. I don't know how many times I have to say it, but that Bella is one lucky bitch!

Jasper is hell bent on catching up with Maria, who not only took a large sum of cash when she left, but she had the audacity to split in a very expensive car to boot. Can Bella distract him? I think we all know the answer.

Go check out why this took 1st place. It's totally worth your time.

And, I also need to say the author made me blush in her review response to me. She knows why!

Sunday One Shot Wonder Recs

Keeping Things Interesting by abbeymickey24

Jasper/Bella

Summary - While trying to keep their marriage interesting Bella and Jasper end up sitting in a jail cell. What's even worse is having to explain to her Police Chief father why they're there.

This one was adorable. And, if I were Bella, I'd be mortified. Poor Jasper!  This couple was just trying to mix things up and keep it interesting, too bad the cop didn't see it that way. I could just picture Charlie's face when Bella had to call him in the middle of the night for an assist!

If you're looking for an amusing, sweet story this Sunday, check this out!

Afraid of the Dark by nowforruin

Edward/Bella

Summary - Edward Cullen is Dr. Bella Swan's new patient. Despite being 107, he's still afraid of the dark. Can he be cured? Or will he be doomed to an eternity of sparkling balls? A comedic tale of getting over your fears.

I found this o/s the other day & I'm so glad that I did. It's well-written & funny with a fantastically snarky Edward & Bella. Also, the ending is unexpected, but great. Here's a quick taste for you...

Yes, afraid of the dark. One hundred and seven years old. Creature of the night. The Undead. Nosferatu. Vampire.

Afraid of the dark.

It was a problem, and not one easily fixed. I should have known that this whole living forever nonsense had a catch, some fine print that no one bothered to disclose before you woke up for the last time.

Balls that sparkle, for example, was not on the list of handy-dandy newfound vampire talents I could expect—but I got those anyway.

I digress.

LMAO! This is not your usual Edward, believe me. I loved it & I hope you do too. Enjoy!

Sunday One Shot Wonders

The Sex Shop & The Stuck Up Lawyer by EternallyCullen

Carlisle/Bella

Summary: Law Administrator by day & Adult shop worker by night, Bella Swan gets a strange surprise when a very unexpected customer enters Pillow Talk. AH, AU, OOC. M/NC-17.

I'm still into my C/B obsession, so when I came across this on twitter i had to read it. I was NOT disappointed at all. It's HOT!!

Bella works for the Carlisle Cullens law Firm during the day and Pillow Talk (a sex shop) at night. When Bella's much older boss Carlisle stops by Pillow Talk one night, what happens will soak you panties!! They don't call it a Sex Shop for nothing!!! *smirks*

The author has told me she was working on expanding this, and of course I squeed!

Red Light Special by Brits23

Carlisle/Bella

Summary - This little one-shot was stemmed from a picture-prompt writing session that my twin and I challenged ourselves to. This is the picture that the O/S follows and trust me when I say, you'll want to be looking at it whilst you read. Trust me.

This o/s is part of a series of 4 one shots by Brits23 & Lazykate under the name Masterperv Theatre. Carlisle... Bella... hospital... you just HAVE to read this to appreciate the absolute fuckhawtness of this Carlisle. Holy hell! HOTTEST.CARLISLE.EVER. Enjoy!

Sunday One Shot Wonders

For Bella's Sake by TheUnderStudy

Edward/Bella with a lot of Charlie!

Charlie Swan has been gracious long enough. Hurt his daughter and there is no edge of the world he will not search to find you. "Didn't anybody ever tell you not to mess with a cop's daughter?" NM, AU, Vamps, Humans, and one pissed off cop.

This one shot was denied by the Strictly Charlie Contest for grammar errors. This makes me so mad. Fanfiction authors write for FREE, who do they think they are Random House?

Anywho, sit back and enjoy this funny as hell one shot starring our favorite sexy cop!

La Petite Boudoir Menage a Trois by clpsuperstar

Edward/Bella

Summary - Submission for Fandom for Preemies. Outtake from Million Dollar Baby, Chapter 7, "Baby Did a Bad, Bad Thang". The majority vote was for me not to go this direction. However, there were quite a lot of readers who did want me to. For you, my pervy ones...

A few months ago, I rec'd a fantastic story called Million Dollar Baby. It's by far one of my all time fave E/B stories. If you haven't read it, its worth the time. This outtake was written as an alternative to chapter seven and I must say it is one of the hottest threesomes I've ever read. Even if you're not into that kind of thing...if you're into sexy than you'll love this o/s. It's smokin'!

First Time Caller by bellamarie117

Edward/Bella

Summary - Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.

Fancy reading a really well-written, lovely, amusing & heart-warming one shot this Mother's Day Sunday? Well, I've got just the thing for you. I fell in love with this Bella & Edward, especially the way they finally meet. A wonderful way to pass the time, I hope that you enjoy this o/s as much as I did. Wishing you a Happy Mother's Day (or Potential Mother's Day, if you don't have any offspring yet or don't want any, for that matter). Whether you're the proud mother of your own children, adopted children (like Esme), a beloved pet (or pets), or even a vampire/human hybrid baby (like Bella); have a fantastic & blessed day. ;)

Sunday One Shot Wonder Rec

The Reward of Patience by sneakysnarkysubs

Jasper/Bella

Summary - Jasper's Dragon is running rampant and demanding to be satisfied. Will he get what he wanted or will he find something that is far more worth his time? An outtake from the Learning to Kneel universe.

I think I squeed just a little when this posted. I've never made it a secret that Learning to Kneel owns me, so when I saw this little extra in JPOV I was beside myself!!!

You have to read Learning to Kneel for this to make sense, but you should be reading that anyway (well, if you can handle the darker side of Jasper). But, anyway, this was a wonderful companion piece for the fic and explains a few things for the reader. Plus, Jasper gave me chill. Its all good!

The Proposal by shadowed by passion
Edward/Bella

Summary: My O/S for Southern Fan Fic Review - Edward has a thing for his new assistant, what will happen?

Today, I bring you a steamy, panty soaking One Shot! 

Here is a peek:

"I have wanted you since I first set my sights on you. You are beautiful, Bella."

She moaned as her fingers traveled down her body. Sliding her panties to the side, she started to rub her clit.

I dropped to my knees and watched her fingers slide between her folds. "Edward," she moaned.

I took that as my queue, pulling her fingers to my mouth, where I placed each one between my lips and licked her juices off. She tasted wonderful.

I let her fingers fall from my mouth and placed my hands on her legs, spreading them for my pleasure. I stared at her, open before me.

Mine.

I placed my mouth on her thigh and I let my lips and tongue travel up her leg towards her center. Softly, I licked over her clit and slid a finger into her center. Bella moaned above me and let her hips slide closer to me.

I worked my fingers in and out of her, curling them once deep inside of her. My mouth and tongue licked, sucked and kissed every inch of her pussy. Her juices flowed down from my chin and fingers to the table.

"Uh, fuck me, Edward," Bella said in a whispered moan.

I stood, leaving my fingers in her. Bella was panting, on the table; her chest raising and falling with each pleasured breath. She looked beautiful, covered in a light sheen of sweat.

"Fuck, Bella." I adjusted myself with my other hand.

"Take me. Please, Edward." She arched her back, pushing herself down on my fingers and bringing herself closer to the edge of the table.

I slid my fingers from Bella to undo my pants. Before I could get my zipper down, she quickly replaced me with her own fingers. I watched in awe as she fucked herself. Her fingers flowed in and out quickly. Her breathing picked up. She was about to cum. I wanted to make her cum.

"Stop!" My voice was raised and strained. "I want to do that to you."

Bella panted and moaned as she stopped her movement but let her fingers stay inside of her. I stood back between her legs, placed my hands on her and pulled her closer to me. I looked down at her, fingers still between her folds.

My eyes ran up her body. Bella was biting her lip, looking at me; waiting; begging.

Wow...go read this juicy little Os!

The author has informed me that she is expanding this into a multi-chap! I can't wait!!!

All Aboard by TKegl
Edward/Bella

Summary - WINNER in the Fun With Your Clothes On Contest! Bella feels like a stalker, watching the hot guy who sits across from her on the train every night. But when she finds out he's watching back, sparks will fly. Riding the rails has never been so fun!

I love TKegl's writing (especially Just One of the Boys - go read it) and this o/s is no different. There can be no doubt as to why it won the Fun With Your Clothes On contest. This Bella is so adorable & her thoughts are great fun to read. Edward is gorgeous and frankly, who could blame Bella for staring... not me, that's for sure. Add in some hot dry-humping on a train & you've got some fantastic reading for a lazy Sunday. Enjoy!

Sunday One Shot Wonder Recs

Happy Birthday by Jasperluver48

Edward/Jasper

Summary - It's Jasper's birthday and Edward has a little surprise for him... Some slashy boy lovin' for mw138's birthday! If slash is not your thing, then please back off and let the rest of us enjoy! :)

Just a cute, little oneshot about the day Edward surprises Jasper on his birthday. Its not very long, but I totally got the sense these two genuinely loved one another. So, if you're not looking for deep and dark today, this one will put a smile on your face (if you're into slash)!

Temptation of Sin by Madam Akyria

 Jasper/Bella

Jasper Whitlock had been firm in his beliefs that was until a young temptress walked into his life and showed him the Temptation of Sin.

Madam Akyria wrote this for my birthday. I love that Bella is the vampire and Jasper is the human.

~*~

"You're wound up too tight, Jasper. That is your problem. You need a release, and to unwind a bit."

Her hands slide up the inside of my legs. As much as I know I should tell her to stop, the words don't come out of my mouth.

As she straddles my lap and kisses my neck, I have no words to say, no denial. Why had I thought she was sin? I can't remember now.

Her fingers pop the buttons of my jeans, letting me finally breathe.
"I've waited a very long time for you, Jasper, and I won't be denied," she said as her lips finally found mine in a soul-binding kiss.

"I know exactly what you want to do to me, Jasper," she whispered in my ear. "There is so much more that I intend to do to you... after your hard cock slides unyielding into my pussy as you pound hard into me against that wall right there."

I should be aghast with the filthy words coming out of her mouth, yet I am not. It excites me, it makes me harder, it makes me desire her even more. I want to fill her to the brim, I want her to scream, I want to make her scream. Being in the courtyard as we are, anyone could walk by and see us. I was to take her inside to my room.

She's on her knees in between my legs and she draws my cock into her mouth.
"God."

She smiles against me and sucks hard. My head falls back as a groan comes out of my mouth.

"Holy fuck" pops put of my mouth before I can say stop the profanity from falling from my lips.

~*~
Holy... OMG! *fans self* and it just gets better!!!

Sunday's One Shot Wonders

For My Angel by tara sue me

Emmett/Rosalie

Summary - One-shot of Emmett and Rosalie the night after the Volturi confrontation. Because, you know, there's never enough Emmett. Emmett POV.

I read this o/s quite a while ago, but I wanted to rec it now since Breaking Dawn filming has come to a close *sad panda face* & I've always thought that Rosalie was portrayed a bit unfairly in the books. That's why this o/s made me smile, because after what she went through, she deserves to be happy & what could make you more happy than Emmett? Enjoy!

Talk Dirty  to Me by vbfb1

Jasper/Bella

Summary - Jasper is a phone sex operator who has been having an odd relationship with one of his customers. She completely fills all his thoughts that is until he meets someone in real life.

I so love a dirty talkin' Jasper!  And, in this, he's a phone sex operator who goes by the name of Cowboy!  OMFG!  Can't you just imagine dialing that number and having him answer in that low, sexy, southern drawl? 

Bella is lonely and looking for companionship. She finds comfort in the strangest place. Jasper is bored with his life and is looking for something more. What happens when he thinks he's found the one? Can she compare to his lonely caller?

Sunday's One Shot Wonder Recs

Renewal by Zoya Zalan

Carlisle/Bella

Summary - A despondent Bella reaches out to Carlisle in a moment of weakness. How will he respond?

Still seem to be feeding my Carlisle addition. This week I found this little treasure. It's not very long, but the point is certainly driven home. Bella seems to respond to Carlisle a  little more than she should after the attempted attack by Jasper. What happens when she allows herself to get lost in the good doctor? Could their night together be the real reason the Cullens pick up and leave Forks?

I enjoyed this fic. It's an understated encounter that was beautifully written. Bella reaches out to Carlisle in a time of need and he reciprocates in a way only he can.

Here Without You by SweetT129
Jasper/Bella

AH: Bella and Jasper fell in love, but now he has to leave on a top secret mission for the army. He'll be gone a year with no contact allowed... How will Bella cope with not knowing if he's thinking of her or even if he's alive?

Well, today I bring you a different kind of one shot then I normally bring you. Here Without You had me hook, line, and sinker from the beginning. This one shot is so well written and filled with overwhelming emotion.

So, grab a box of tissues and watch Bella as she endures the hardest year of her life. What they say is true, absence does make the grow founder.

Sunday's Oneshot Wonder Recs

I'm in a slashy mood today, so I'm bringing you some Jasper/Edward lovin'. My fave kind of slash love.

Discovered Desires by Whitlock-Masen

Jasper/Edward

Just a sweet, little o/s written in drabble. Its a story of discovery and exploration. Its not graphic, but it doesn't have to be. Jasper's such a cutie in this one and Edward is totally kissable. Enjoy! It made me smile.

The Proposal by Shadowed by Passion
Edward/Bella

My O/S for Southern Fan Fic Review- Edward has a thing for his new assistant, what will happen?

 Here is a peek: 

I took in her sight. She was laying there, skirt hiked up, legs spread for me.

I stalked my way back to her. She was like a beautiful buffet, set out just for me.

"I have wanted you since I first set my sights on you. You are beautiful, Bella."

She moaned as her fingers traveled down her body. Sliding her panties to the side, she started to rub her clit.

I dropped to my knees and watched her fingers slide between her folds. "Edward," she moaned.

I took that as my queue, pulling her fingers to my mouth, where I placed each one between my lips and licked her juices off. She tasted wonderful.

I let her fingers fall from my mouth and placed my hands on her legs, spreading them for my pleasure. I stared at her, open before me.

Mine.

I placed my mouth on her thigh and I let my lips and tongue travel up her leg towards her center. Softly, I licked over her clit and slid a finger into her center. Bella moaned above me and let her hips slide closer to me.

I worked my fingers in and out of her, curling them once deep inside of her. My mouth and tongue licked, sucked and kissed every inch of her pussy. Her juices flowed down from my chin and fingers to the table.

"Uh, fuck me, Edward," Bella said in a whispered moan.

*Fans self* Go read and enjoy this dreamy Edward!

Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42
Edward/Bella

Summary - Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.

Superbly well-written & the lemon is hot-as-hell. What else do you need to know? Oh yes, Tattward & Inkella. Piercings. That is all. Enjoy! I'm still recovering... UNF! ;)